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New orders will ship mid-January. Thank you for your patience and happy holidays! xx Chantal

tbh the majority of these are perfectly fine! I just need to clear some space on my shelves so here ya go/thank you :)

This is for anyone who wants to be unburdened by what has been. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all that came before you 🥥🌴.

Khaki unisex T-shirt or greige unisex sweatshirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.

Flaws include but are not limited to:

  1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

  2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

  3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

  4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!

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