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New orders will ship mid-January. Thank you for your patience and happy holidays! xx Chantal

Most of these don’t even have any flaws they’re just a tad outdated now …🙃

Flaws include but are not limited to:

  1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

  2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

  3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

  4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!

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