Welcome to my Seconds/Sample Sale!

**These are all discounted for a reason :) If you purchase a "seconds" sale item you will receive a VISIBLY flawed garment.

All products on this page are FINAL SALE!**

Disclaimers first, listings below!

Hello! I need to find new homes for my flawed pieces + samples. At most of these prices I am actually losing money lol but if thatโ€™s the price of sustainability so be it โ™ป๏ธ! I encourage you to crop/snip/dye/get creative to turn these into your own masterpiece. We can call it a collab :)

SHIPPING:

1) New orders will ship ~ a week!

2) If you have a current outstanding order and want me to combine them, thereโ€™s a form at checkout where you can let me know :)

PHOTOS + PRICING: The product photos do not reflect the flawsโ€”they are images of the OG designs so please read the descriptions for the various errors! The steeper the discount, the more egregious the flaw. Think: more noticeable stains, bigger holes, etc.

FINAL NOTE: If this is your first time ordering a Read Receipts please donโ€™t judge my product quality by this purchase ๐Ÿ˜… The packaging wonโ€™t be as ~fun~ and garments may be a tad wrinkly from being stored in my studio for so long. MY NORMAL PRODUCTS ARE BETTER I SWEARโ€”check out the rest of my shop for those!

Thank you!! xx Chantal

Seconds/Sample Sale!

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"It's Pronounced MADAME PRESIDENT" *SECONDS*
from $5.00
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"Holding Fingers" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $60.00
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"Coconut Tree 2024" *SECONDS*
from $8.00
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"I'm Voting for an Administration" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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"Midwest Princess" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$5.00 $45.00
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"Sectional Relations" T-Shirt *SAMPLES*
$10.00 $45.00
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"kamala IS brat" *SECONDS*
from $5.00
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"A Woman's Place" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"UNBURDENED 2024" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Coconut Tree 2024" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $35.00
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"Map Daddy" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"Forgive Me - Eric Adams" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$30.00 $50.00
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Baby Yoda Drinking Soup *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Hyper-Promiscuous Childless Woman" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Tell Me About It, Stud" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (3XLarge Shirt)
$15.00 $35.00
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"Would You Like Lies With That?" *SAMPLE* (Large Shirt)
$10.00 $50.00
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"Don't Boo. Vote." *SECONDS*
$8.00 $45.00
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The Barbenheimer Tie Dye Shirt *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"I'm Speaking :)" *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Another Glorious Morning" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"How To Marry Rich" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$10.00 $50.00
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"Believer of Diabolical Lies" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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"Deeply Unlikeable Woman" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $45.00
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"Holding Space" Hat *SAMPLES*
$20.00 $30.00
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"High Priestess of Child Sacrifice" *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"People I Would Interrupt at Dinner" *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"That's That Me Espresso" *SAMPLE* (Small Shirt)
$50.00
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"Down Bad" / "Crying at the Gym" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Not Your Body Not Your Choice" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $35.00
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"Millennials for Media Literacy" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"I'm Just a Baby" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $60.00
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"She's Everything" *SAMPLE* (3XLarge Sweater)
$35.00 $50.00
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"PANIC" *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$35.00 $45.00
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"Not Aspiring to Be Humble" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $35.00
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"Mr. Pommel Horse" *SAMPLE* (Small Shirt)
$50.00
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"The Voice" Hat *SAMPLE*
$20.00
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"The Word Games Fan Club" Tote Bag *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Mid-Century Modern Cabinets" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$20.00
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"Moo Deng Fan Club" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"I Love You / It'll Pass" Hat *SECONDS*
$12.00 $30.00
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"Not Aspiring to Be Humble" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $8.00
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"I'm Pretty When I Cry" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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Pumpkin Head Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
from $20.00
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"I Hate It Here" Hat *SECONDS*
$12.00 $30.00
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"Control Guns, Not Girls" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $45.00
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"The Perfect Date" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$20.00 $50.00
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"Thank You for Explaining" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $45.00
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"You're My Person" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"Silver Springs" *SECONDS*
from $20.00
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Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Tote Bag / Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Sexy Baby" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Abortion is Health Care" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $35.00
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"Bullet Proof Tr*mp" *SAMPLE* (6x6 Embroidery Hoop)
$20.00
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"I AM THE ELDEST BOY" Succession Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"A Little Treat" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$20.00 $40.00
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"She's Electable" *SECONDS*
from $25.00
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"I Dissent" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"Toaster Pastry Mascot" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$10.00 $40.00
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"55 Burgers" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$35.00 $55.00
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"The World Tour" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"Yes, Chef" Apron *SECONDS*
$30.00 $55.00
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"Miserable Childless Cat Lady" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"My Job Is Beach" Bucket Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Store-Bought Is Fine" *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"I Smell Snow" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
$20.00 $40.00
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"To The Window To The Walz" *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$15.00
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"Roe Your Vote" *SECONDS*
$10.00 $45.00
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"Miserable Childless Cat Lady" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (Large Shirt)
$35.00 $45.00
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"It's Going to Be a Great Day" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Teenage Girl In Her 20s" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$18.00 $35.00
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"Struck By Lightning" *SECONDS*
$35.00 $45.00
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"I (Salt)Burn for You" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$20.00 $40.00
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Reputation Clown Snake T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$15.00 $40.00
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"Angry & Upset & Determined" *SAMPLES* (2XL and 3XL Shirts)
$12.00 $35.00
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"We're So Cooked" T-Shirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Unburdened" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00
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"Taylor & Travis" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (2XL T-Shirt)
$15.00 $40.00
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"I Wish You Well" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $30.00
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"Just Checking In!" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Yes, Chef" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$15.00 $40.00
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"You Exist in the Context" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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