Are you hyper-promiscuous? Or a woman? Childless? Aging? Alone with a cat? If so, you may be entitled to compensation this shirt/sweatshirt.

Use the drop downs to choose between “heroine of a a feminist age” or “aging and alone with a cat” on either a black unisex T-shirt or sweatshirt. Machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.

In an effort to help keep hyper-promiscuous women childless, a portion of the profits from this shirt will be donated to the Texas Equal Access Fund to help provide financial assistance for people who need abortions in Texas while simultaneously working to end barriers to abortion access and shifting the current culture toward reproductive justice :)

New orders will ship in ~1 week!