Everyone’s new favorite self-sacrificing edible mascot!! Wear this shirt to remind yourself to live every day as if you’re about to be lowered into a giant toaster and devoured by a victorious football team <3

*Inspired by scenes from the Pop-Tarts Bowl—any similarities to an actual Pop Tart™️ are purely coincidental*

PLEASE NOTE BEFORE YOU BUY: I am heading to Japan for a trip soon! Very exciting! But that means I won’t be able to start shipping these out until the very end of January soooo please still find this funny in a few weeks!

Unisex white T-shirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.