Are you hyper-promiscuous? Or a woman? Childless? Aging? Alone with a cat? If so, you may be entitled to compensation this sweatshirt.
Use the drop downs to choose between “heroine of a a feminist age” or “aging and alone with a cat” on a black unisex sweatshirt. Machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.
Flaws include but are not limited to:
Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!
Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!
Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y shoulders!
Small holes—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!
Are you hyper-promiscuous? Or a woman? Childless? Aging? Alone with a cat? If so, you may be entitled to compensation this sweatshirt.
Use the drop downs to choose between “heroine of a a feminist age” or “aging and alone with a cat” on a black unisex sweatshirt. Machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.
Flaws include but are not limited to:
Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!
Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!
Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y shoulders!
Small holes—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!
