Welcome to my Seconds/Sample Sale!

These are all discounted for a reason :) If you purchase a "seconds" sale item you will receive a VISIBLY flawed garment so all products on this page are FINAL SALE!**

Disclaimers first, listings below!

Hello! I need to find new homes for my flawed pieces + samples. At most of these prices I am actually losing money lol but if that’s the price of sustainability so be it ♻️! I encourage you to crop/snip/dye/get creative to turn these into your own masterpiece. We can call it a collab :)

SHIPPING: All orders will ship ~ a week! And if you place multiple orders to the same shipping address don’t worry! I will combine the orders and refund you the surplus shipping charges :)

PHOTOS + PRICING: The product photos do not reflect the flaws—they are images of the OG designs so please read the descriptions for the various errors! The steeper the discount, the more egregious the flaw. Think: more noticeable stains, bigger holes, etc.

FINAL NOTE: If this is your first time ordering a Read Receipts please don’t judge my product quality by this purchase 😅 The packaging won’t be as ~fun~ and garments may be a tad wrinkly from being stored in my studio for so long. MY NORMAL PRODUCTS ARE BETTER I SWEAR—check out the rest of my shop for those!

Thank you!! xx Chantal

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"It's Pronounced MADAME PRESIDENT" *SECONDS*
from $5.00
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"Holding Fingers" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $60.00
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"Coconut Tree 2024" *SECONDS*
from $8.00
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"I'm Voting for an Administration" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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"Midwest Princess" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$5.00 $45.00
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"Sectional Relations" T-Shirt *SAMPLES*
$10.00 $45.00
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"kamala IS brat" *SECONDS*
from $5.00
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"A Woman's Place" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"UNBURDENED 2024" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Coconut Tree 2024" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $35.00
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"Map Daddy" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"Forgive Me - Eric Adams" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$30.00 $50.00
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Baby Yoda Drinking Soup *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Hyper-Promiscuous Childless Woman" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Tell Me About It, Stud" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (3XLarge Shirt)
$15.00 $35.00
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"Would You Like Lies With That?" *SAMPLE* (Large Shirt)
$10.00 $50.00
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"Don't Boo. Vote." *SECONDS*
$8.00 $45.00
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The Barbenheimer Tie Dye Shirt *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"I'm Speaking :)" *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Another Glorious Morning" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"How To Marry Rich" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$10.00 $50.00
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"Believer of Diabolical Lies" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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"Deeply Unlikeable Woman" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $45.00
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"Holding Space" Hat *SAMPLES*
$20.00 $30.00
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"High Priestess of Child Sacrifice" *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"People I Would Interrupt at Dinner" *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"That's That Me Espresso" *SAMPLE* (Small Shirt)
$50.00
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"Down Bad" / "Crying at the Gym" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Not Your Body Not Your Choice" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $35.00
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"Millennials for Media Literacy" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"I'm Just a Baby" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$30.00 $60.00
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"She's Everything" *SAMPLE* (3XLarge Sweater)
$35.00 $50.00
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"PANIC" *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$35.00 $45.00
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"Not Aspiring to Be Humble" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $35.00
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"Mr. Pommel Horse" *SAMPLE* (Small Shirt)
$50.00
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"The Voice" Hat *SAMPLE*
$20.00
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"The Word Games Fan Club" Tote Bag *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Mid-Century Modern Cabinets" *SAMPLE* (XLarge Shirt)
$20.00
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"Moo Deng Fan Club" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"I Love You / It'll Pass" Hat *SECONDS*
$12.00 $30.00
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"Not Aspiring to Be Humble" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $8.00
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"I'm Pretty When I Cry" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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Pumpkin Head Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
from $20.00
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"I Hate It Here" Hat *SECONDS*
$12.00 $30.00
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"Control Guns, Not Girls" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $45.00
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"The Perfect Date" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
$20.00 $50.00
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"Thank You for Explaining" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $45.00
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"You're My Person" Sweatshirt *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"Silver Springs" *SECONDS*
from $20.00
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Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Tote Bag / Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Sexy Baby" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Abortion is Health Care" Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $35.00
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"Bullet Proof Tr*mp" *SAMPLE* (6x6 Embroidery Hoop)
$20.00
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"I AM THE ELDEST BOY" Succession Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"A Little Treat" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$20.00 $40.00
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"She's Electable" *SECONDS*
from $25.00
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"I Dissent" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"Toaster Pastry Mascot" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$10.00 $40.00
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"55 Burgers" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$35.00 $55.00
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"The World Tour" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$12.00 $40.00
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"Yes, Chef" Apron *SECONDS*
$30.00 $55.00
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"Miserable Childless Cat Lady" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
from $15.00
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"My Job Is Beach" Bucket Hat *SECONDS*
$15.00 $30.00
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"Store-Bought Is Fine" *SECONDS*
from $12.00
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"I Smell Snow" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
$20.00 $40.00
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"To The Window To The Walz" *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$15.00
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"Roe Your Vote" *SECONDS*
$10.00 $45.00
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"Miserable Childless Cat Lady" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (Large Shirt)
$35.00 $45.00
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"It's Going to Be a Great Day" *SECONDS*
from $10.00
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"Teenage Girl In Her 20s" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$18.00 $35.00
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"Struck By Lightning" *SECONDS*
$35.00 $45.00
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"I (Salt)Burn for You" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (Medium Shirt)
$20.00 $40.00
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Reputation Clown Snake T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$15.00 $40.00
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"Angry & Upset & Determined" *SAMPLES* (2XL and 3XL Shirts)
$12.00 $35.00
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"We're So Cooked" T-Shirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Unburdened" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00
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"Taylor & Travis" T-Shirt *SAMPLE* (2XL T-Shirt)
$15.00 $40.00
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"I Wish You Well" Hat *SECONDS*
$10.00 $30.00
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"Just Checking In!" Sweatshirt *SAMPLES*
from $15.00
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"Yes, Chef" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$15.00 $40.00
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"You Exist in the Context" T-Shirt *SECONDS*
$8.00 $40.00
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