Everyone’s new favorite self-sacrificing edible mascot!! Wear this shirt to remind yourself to live every day as if you’re about to be lowered into a giant toaster and devoured by a victorious football team <3
*Inspired by scenes from the Pop-Tarts Bowl—any similarities to an actual Pop Tart™️ are purely coincidental*
Unisex white T-shirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.
Flaws include but are not limited to:
Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!
Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!
Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y shoulders!
Small holes—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!
Everyone’s new favorite self-sacrificing edible mascot!! Wear this shirt to remind yourself to live every day as if you’re about to be lowered into a giant toaster and devoured by a victorious football team <3
*Inspired by scenes from the Pop-Tarts Bowl—any similarities to an actual Pop Tart™️ are purely coincidental*
Unisex white T-shirt, machine-embroidered. Size + care guide.
Flaws include but are not limited to:
Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!
Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!
Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y shoulders!
Small holes—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!
