Another hit moniker courtesy of Tucker Carlson!! (Click here for context)

Flaws include but are not limited to:

1. Skipped or loose stitches that cause gaps—can be trimmed or stitched to fix!

2. Small stains—can be bleached, washed, or dyed for a fun colorful look!

3. Noticeably slanted or uneven embroidery—great for slope-y heads!

4. Small holes or split seams—can be cropped, sewn shut, or (my personal favorite) ignored!